Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up

There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.

by NYG4life February 21, 2011

Mathieu Dodge

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.

During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.

by Urban‎ Dictionary August 1, 2023

bam shock dodge

The player who is dodging a thunder shock in the game Mario Kart. If a racer is using a bullet or star and the other racer used a thunder shock. The player must say: bam, shock dodge.

"But bam shock dodge again, Wauw im on fire. Total skill, this guy got nothing on me men"

by Gerasny March 27, 2018

Queue dodge

To purposely leave a matchmaking lobby in an online multiplayer game in order to invite a fellow member to your party or group.
This happens mainly due to the lack of acknowledgement of the present members in the party, or technical difficulties in the matchmaking stage.

Party member 1: OMG DUDE, I FORGOT BOB!

Party member 2: DUDE OMG RLY? WTF!

Party member 1: YEAH BRO, queue dodge so we can get him in the party! I've done too many queue dodges today!

Party member 2: Alright, we're gonna have to wait another 5 MINS! D:

by GamerNub July 28, 2011

Dodge Dart

a beast of a car. Made from 1960-1976. the "slant six" type engine lasted a lot longer than normal car engines. Even by today's standards.

"Dude, my Dodge Dart still runs even though i bought it 40 years ago!"

"You've got to be shitting me, my 2004 mustang broke down yesterday!

by lovemycar July 8, 2011

Catch A Dodgers Game

to have sexual intercourse.

"Damn shawty, you sexy..."
"Thank you"
"Maybe some day we could catch a dodgers game."

by McNaley809 January 24, 2015

Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

by AYB March 28, 2003