Dirty Dole

To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.

I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.

by Beauty Bear February 18, 2008

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

Doklee

An individual who removes his shoes in public with a complete disregard for the ensuing smell.

Justin: What the hell is that smell?

Chris: It's that doklee over there with the purple socks! He's got his shoes off again!

by J$83 May 4, 2008

Dibber Dobber

Somebody (often immature, a suck-up to a higher power,a square, or a hyprcrite) who 'tells-on' or 'squeals' on other people for doing something considered 'not right' or 'forbidden'.

'Dibber Dobber' is not an endearing term, and these people are often disliked by others.

Thomas: "Are you guys supposed to be on facebook at work?"
Catherine: "Well, not really but we're only having a quick look"
Thomas: "Well, i'm telling the boss..."
Catherine: "Dibber Dobber!"

by Ramblez July 29, 2011

dole loafers

Fila trainers that chavs wear when picking up their unemployment benefit.

Mate, your trainers are proper dole loafers!

by Yahoo Serious August 10, 2004

Doberge cake

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.

He's from so far outa town that he doesn't even eat doberge cake.

by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010

Dole Guardian

A DWP employee who is under a sworn oath from the government to prevent anyone and everyone from claiming benefits.

Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*

by binmunbruce August 30, 2019