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what the fuck do you want from me?

what the fuck do you want from me is a phrase used when you want to say what do you want from me but you decide to add a cuss word into the sentence.
by AngelXX M December 6, 2020
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Do you want to watch a movie?

The way guys convince girls to come over to get fucked. It makes it sound as if the guy wants to hang out instead of have sex. If you do watch a movie, you usually end up not finishing the whole thing.
Kris-Do you want to watch a movie? My place is good.
Sarah-Sure! What movie?
Kris- It doesn't matter, it's not like we'll finish it anyway.
Sarah-Wait, why?
Kris-You'll see.
by SugarnSpice October 3, 2011
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do you want a fight?

If someone says something that really pisses you off or just in general conversation when you have nothing better to say just use this phrase:
Do you want a fight? Huh? Do ya?

alternatively

Are you looking for a fight? 'Cause you just found one, bitch!
by Jonny 6 KEFW October 28, 2007
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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!
by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012
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do you want to fuck

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just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
by kayla March 2, 2004
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The act of ejaculating over a females vagina
I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'
by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010
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What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.
Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
by Sickomonster March 19, 2023
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