The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demitri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demitri's won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demitri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demitri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.
Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demitri because Demitri's are way too cool for that shit.
by can't find me October 6, 2010
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Person1: Dude!!!! I met this guy today!!!!! his name was alex!!!!
Person2: oooooooooooookay...........
Person1: and his last name was Dmitruk!!!!!!!!
Person2: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH ....................did you get an autograph??
Person1: *blink blink*
Person2: oooooooooooookay...........
Person1: and his last name was Dmitruk!!!!!!!!
Person2: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH ....................did you get an autograph??
Person1: *blink blink*
by Genadiy July 27, 2011
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Dimitri is a slang name for DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine)
DMT is the strongest and most powerful psychedelic on this planet
DMT is the strongest and most powerful psychedelic on this planet
You I heard he smoked Dimitri for the first time last week!
Yea man he’s been on a spiritual journey since then
Yea man he’s been on a spiritual journey since then
by FloridaNigga December 4, 2020
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Much loved by those called Alex.
Much loved by those called Alex.
by pantera90 March 30, 2008
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