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social distortion

One of the seminal Orange County (California) punk bands. The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, the Rolling Stones all f--ked in a blues bar...and out came Social D. Great band, defined as "refusing to sell out in order to sell more records."
Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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Discroted

Discroted can be used in any sentence that you can use.
You, sir, are discroted, Man I was so Discroted I could jump off a bridge, My Jewwawa (Jewish Chiwawa) was Discroted when he humped his plush dreidel.
by J.G. Nugget January 22, 2020
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Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
by Shunsui May 20, 2011
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emotionally disturbed

Somebody who has gone through a Traumatizing experience and is scarred (emotionally) by these experiences, a classification for somone who has PTS or Post Traumatic Syndrome

this is abbreiviated "E.D." and is associated with someone who is in a special needs class in school or recieves Extra counceling.

Symptoms include, Halucinations relating to traumatizing events, Sever Paranoia of a repeat of Traumatizing events, Extreme sensitivity to things relating to Traumatizing events, and often spacing out at odd times.

If someone is Classified as Emotionally Distubred they are usually prescribed Medication to controll above Symptoms
Being Emotionally Disturbed is nothing to be ashamed of.
by Special Mike January 1, 2007
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Disturbed

Nu-Metal style musical group with actually musical ability and a decent amount of originality within style context, not dependent on any one style or subject for music. A good nu-metal group...yes i said it i used "good" and "Nu-metal" in the same sentance...
Disturbed did a cover of a friggin ace of base song....and it didn't suck....wow...
by Lloyd Mann September 4, 2003
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3/4 distorter

A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.
So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.
by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011
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