the disappearing act

what my dad did

Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!

Kid: YES! YES! YES

Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*

Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*

by youisdank November 27, 2018

Disappearing Act

Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.

Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.

Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....

by Yuekaday April 11, 2011

divapped

To divert a child's attention with game apps. Commonly used in public places, such as doctor's offices and restaurants.

"Emma started to act up, so I divapped her.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Disappled

To be rendered incapable of functioning in the real world without the use of apps.

Hey - Nafe broke his phone and now he's completely disappled.

by FanWanDango August 27, 2014

disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.

bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳

by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019

Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020