dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

by tangy December 16, 2004

dilf

ERWIN MOTHERFUCKING SMITH
NANAMI KENTO
REINER BRAUN. REINER. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING U REINER PLS

“oh so do you know the dude named erwin smi—“
“dilf”

by kurapikers February 1, 2021

dilf

dickhead
i'd
like
to
fuck

I tell ya', that guy was such and asshole. but snap... he was a dilf!

by the bilf September 2, 2004

dilf

A shorthand for calling one a Dumbass Idiotic Loser Fool.

Tanginator can be such a DILF sometimes, and by sometimes, I mean always.

by Jonas Bonus December 16, 2004

dilf

chance perez. a contestant on ABC's boyband who is a father to his two year old daughter, Brooklyn. extremely attractive, nice, and an all around daddy. was an emt so dad material. also brings snacks to rehearsal for boyband for everyone.

person 1: ugh that guy is so hot! and he has a kid! such a dilf
person 2: you mean a chance perez?

by kendelq July 30, 2017

dilf

a penis the size of a nipple

yours! you have a dilf you dilflet!!!!!!!!!

by divnep May 11, 2008

dilf

the same as gangely. it is the word flid (meaning short arms and legs) reversed. therefore long arms and legs

check out that geezer, what a dilf

by hurleyburley23 April 19, 2008