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Diet Coke 

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.
If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

Diet Coke 

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.
Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

Diet Coke 

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.
Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!
Diet Coke by garcalej December 10, 2019

Diet Coke 

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz
Diet Coke by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

Diet Coke 

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
Diet Coke by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 18, 2020

Diet coke 

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.
McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you
Diet coke by joe mama33 69 December 31, 2020