When a person of very large frame drinks Diet Coke with there meals.
WFAN commentator Mike Francesia is a diet coke fatso. We all know one and laugh every time.
by ObanaitisMan June 5, 2009
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1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.

2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.

3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.
"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"

-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.
by caffeinequeen October 23, 2007
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1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight or curly and any color
"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
by matt 10isking December 31, 2018
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Forerly a diet cola this variation of Coke was modified by midwesterners much like coke and cherry coke to carry non-beverage like connotations. Diet Coke refers to something gay and is used as a tactful way of insult.
That pink and Purple Miata is Diet Coke. Those guys on queer eye are Diet Coke. That blonde spikey haircut of yours is diet coke.
by Nathan Voelker & Drew Fitch October 4, 2004
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1) someone who is disregarding the side effects of over drinking diet coke
2) those who go insane with a withdraw form diet coke
rylee is an extreme diet coke addict, she drinks over 35 in a week!!
by avocado721 September 7, 2018
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Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.
Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.
by Coell CMU February 11, 2007
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when someone is only a tiny bit evil they are the diet coke of evil
ur semi evil
ur quasi evil
ur the DIET COKE of evil
by Brainfreeze March 20, 2005
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