poi dickland

it means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

dicklarious

Something so funny it makes your weiner wiggle when you laugh.

"That was dicklarious."

by xSexybeastx December 18, 2008

dicklas

A man, generally of Greek origin, who allegedly bears no penis.

Nicholas, thou art indeed dicklas!

by UrbanDictionary April 25, 2005

dickulator

A combination of a calculator and a dictionary. A term commonly used by high school geometry students.

George: "Dude I can't spell isosceles"
Bob: "Here, borrow my dickulator"

by Dickulator69 October 14, 2009

dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

dickular

having qualities like a dick, as in the insult to someone you're pissed off or annoyed at or an actual penis, derived from the word perpendicular, which has no similar meaning whatsoever

You're being very dickular today.

That sculpture you made looks strangely dickular.

by Mikey_Mausoleum December 22, 2009