DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...

George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"

by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021

Dickfuck

A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.

Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.

by GeurillaChris December 28, 2005

dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.

P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"

by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

Dicksucker

Anyone who gets on your nerves, does unecessary thing, or is just annoying in general.

Holly- Hey what's up Nicole?
Nicole- yeah i got to go..
Holly- Dang you are such a dicksucker sometimes.

by EyeLuhChu99 November 1, 2009

dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

Dicksaucing

To attract unwanted attention through inappropriate and unsavoury act(s).

Sir, last weekend that assclown Lombardsteen, he was dicksaucin' all over these raw biker chicks and subsequently our little asses got beat red by some leatherbound ape-drapes. Hence my absence.

by BradZoob June 10, 2005

dickasuckalitus

Sores around mouth area from sucking too much dick.

"I went to the doctor the other day & the doctor diagnosed me with Dickasuckalitus. They said it was from too much oral sex."
Nrt

by Mommafupa June 11, 2016