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Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time
Dude you’re such a dicktard”
by yogurtwater August 30, 2019
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Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.
Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022
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dicketarian

one who lives off of dick
kerry, jose, and jaja are all dicketarians because they suck dick in the family bathroom at the mall
by elkfgjskfdvnm January 16, 2009
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dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.
1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.
by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006
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Dickstorm

The sudden appearance of a large quantity of dicks.
I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.
by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012
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Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.
Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.
by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006
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dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.
It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.
by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014
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