dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

dickshine

1. An insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the penis.

Person 1: Hey, Michelle, how are you doing today? I admire you.

Person 2: Tom, you are a dickshine.

Person 1: I resent that remark.

by boobielachascopiecopielachasboobie June 17, 2008

mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.

He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

dickshabob

When a person has been impaled by a large penis.

Dude, did you hear what happened to that chick? She became a dickshabob.

by _420buckets May 6, 2016

dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.

She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.

by Etaoin September 9, 2016