Dickshake

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

by gbd199 October 29, 2020

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dicksmashed

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 30, 2013

dickshwab

Something to call someone when they have small dick energy.

Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”

by spinny11037 December 30, 2020

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.

"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009