dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

Dickothermia

When a penis is so pale or "ashy" that it takes on a blue color. Usually caused by not fucking anybody cause u got no game.

John sent me a dick pic and I swear he has dickothermia!

by @adamtherealone February 20, 2015

Dickbater

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

by EddekCreature September 4, 2016

Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.

"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."

by EddekCreature September 3, 2016

Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.

30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.

by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017

Dickxterity

skill in performing tasks, especially with the dick. (Like in outsourcing)

You give them the good stuff they give you the good stuff.

synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, talent, skill, proficiency, expertise, experience, efficiency, mastery, delicacy, knack, artistry, finesse More

"He got that dickxterity that cures cotton mouth."

by SMUDGE Monkey June 10, 2017