DickDobbler

Someone who's a hoe always wanting dick.

1. Kim kardashian is such a dickdobbler wtf!!!
2. Enough Jojo stop dobbling my dick

by woahhbroo March 28, 2016

Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

dicklobe

The underside of the penis; skin fold connecting the shaft to the balls.

Damn, that bitch sucked my dicklobe real good last night.

by Votterbin July 10, 2022

Dicknopoly

when girls in your social circle are mean and hostile to other girls so they wont come and hang out. limiting the amount of vag and lowering the amount of female competition.

Guy 1: Dude that girl you brought was being such a bitch to all the chicks at the party.

Guy 2: Yea my bad man I think she wanted to establish a dicknopoly.

by BlackSaturn October 5, 2012

dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

Dickjob

a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.

"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."

by Hans Kupholder May 13, 2009