dicklick

one who licks dick

hey dicklick, whats up?

by ** June 26, 2003

Dickfreak

Someone who likes dick too much.

Dude, you're such a dickfreak.

by Mr.Cool1234 April 30, 2010

Dickldick

Describes a person who's behaviour is worse than a douche bag.

That guy is acting like a complete dickldick.

by Strayburn April 19, 2018

Dickfuckery

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.

1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"

by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017

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by Hehe I cheated April 28, 2021

Romantic Dickflick

A movie that has a romantic love story but men only watch it for the women in it.

I can't understand why Johnny loves Coyote Ugly so much it must be a Romantic Dickflick.

by davideo October 12, 2009

dickfuck

When someone is so much of just a single celled piece of shit that the word dick alone doesn't sum them up, and you feel the urge to yell "fuck" at them every time they exist within the vicinity of your presence. It is a more extreme version of asshole.

That discord server owner was such a dickfuck that he decided to publish private chats to the public when some of the people left the server for personal reasons.

by suckmydick69420 September 25, 2019