Dicknopoly

when girls in your social circle are mean and hostile to other girls so they wont come and hang out. limiting the amount of vag and lowering the amount of female competition.

Guy 1: Dude that girl you brought was being such a bitch to all the chicks at the party.

Guy 2: Yea my bad man I think she wanted to establish a dicknopoly.

by BlackSaturn October 5, 2012

dickfor

An important diagnostic device used to inspect unlit passages and conduits. Commonly kept near a journeyman's caulking bowls.

"Ey, Jimmy, hand me the dickfor."
*pulls out toolkit* "Which one's the dickfor?"
*crew snickers*
"Waittaminit, just what is a dickfor?"
*stifled laughter*

by nayhem July 6, 2008

dickhopper

1. one who gives blowjobs to many different guys simultaneously.
2. a slut or whore.
commonly used as an insult.

"man carla gave head to both johnny and sam last night.what a dickhopper!"

or

"that girl is a total dickhopper,she cheated on her boyfriend with two different guys!"

or

"damn,that chick is always talking shit,shes such a dickhopper!"

by evangeline evol May 4, 2007

Dickforce

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.

Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9

by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009

dickbop

run up and stick your dick in someones face!!

i dick boped chris last night for not driven me home

by Nathan mcmurtry October 8, 2004

dicktopia

The ideal conditions by which a despot effects his power.

The iterative series of psychological incentives which motivate fascists to support a dictator over plebiscitic (representationalist) rule.

Trump is no one less than Caesar in Dicktopia.

by sandraxine June 27, 2018

dickmop handle

The handle of a dickmop.

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011