dickfensive

The trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one's male heterosexuality.

Jerry: Dude, quit clowning. What are you, gay?
Gary: What the fuck! Why the fuck would you ask that?
Jerry: Dude, I'm just kidding. Don't be so dickfensive.

by Thick Juicy Dick May 26, 2008

Dickette

Small dick

Wow look at your dickette

by JLB123 June 5, 2013

Dickeating

When people all hop in an argument against one person, just for the sake of it.

Can you guys stop dickeating him? It’s between us.

by dickeat11 September 30, 2020

Dickception

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.

-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!

by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

Dicklette

A little short (or Young) guy that acts like a dick. For instance Joe Pecci in various movies.

Man that little guy is a dicklette, he was talking all kinds of smack to his mother.

by Masta-DD May 1, 2008

dicketician

Dick Doctor

My dick is not feeling well, I better go see a dicketician

by badimag April 1, 2015

dickfooting

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

by SteveFox December 13, 2018