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vacation dick

A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.
"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."
by Joe "madman" Griffiths May 27, 2016
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Vacation Dick

The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.
by Whatahmelone May 27, 2016
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Vacation Dick

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 May 25, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D
"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016
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vacation dick

A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)
by billy the bob joey May 22, 2016
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vacation dick

A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"

Boyfriend dick
by Joynucci May 14, 2016
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vacation dick energy

Originally derived from big dick energy, vacation dick energy describes the swagger or panache displayed by someone with extreme confidence (but not cockiness) while on vacation. VDE, as it is commonly referred can be difficult to describe but those in its presence can sense it. If you're not familiar with this feeling you have likely not yet experienced it.
The young man radiated vacation dick energy on his trip to Florida. While his looks resembled that of Howard Stern, he radiated the energy of someone with the looks of Brad Pitt.
by vacation boys anonymous March 19, 2019
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