dick

1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole

1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!

by Hugebanana234 February 9, 2010

dick

The male sex organ.
Big ones are enjoyed by women.
Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.

Jane: "Eliza, he had the biggest dick I have ever seen. I could have played with it for hours."
Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using!"

by Lick_it_bitch August 26, 2006

dick

Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.

Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks!

by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

dick

a penis; something used to stick up a girl's pussy or ass

I felt his lubricated dick slide up my pussy as I gently moaned. It was so big, I could have sworn I felt it coming up my throat.

by Anke3000 October 9, 2005

dick

the male penis. also known as a johnson, joe, burgen, cock, ross

that guy has a long dick

by drtheexplorer August 18, 2005

dick

A (hopefully) long hard body part which u use to stick in a vagina, stick just in an ass, tickle or fling around

Can I touch your hard dick I am having an orgy just thinking bout it.
Sure. Do u wanna come round to mine I have a dick with your name on it
Later
URGH! HARDER! FASTER! FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!

Can we 69we

Sure

by SEX IS GREAT March 26, 2013

dick

Directly Influenced College Knowledge

The woman's father gave her some good Dick

by alphabetwhore May 29, 2016