detention

When you did nothing wrong but the demons (techers) still torture you

Teacher: You got detention
ME: Why?
Teacher: IDK, just for fun

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

dexterd

The art of killing someone who deserved to die

Because he was so evil, he needed to be dexterd. I'm telling you, he went dexter all over his ass! He was the perfect example of why sometimes you need to dexterize someone.

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

Detensify

To reduce the tension of any situation by any means necessary

After watching the shower scene of The Covanant I had to detensify with a shower of my own. *Wink Wink*

by Rezmie May 24, 2009

Dexter Clubfoot

A mysterious singer/songwriter that is not able to be identified by looking up songs or singers. A flamboyant male, destined for future fame. Anyone looking for a song by Dexter Clubfoot would be unable to find him.

"Do you have anything by Dexter Clubfoot?"

by belizeparty October 18, 2011

destenee

A person with a great personality. She is funny, pretty, smart, and a great friend. You can really rely on her And go to her for anything. She is always there for you no matter what. She can be crazy but its fun to be around her. If you find yourself a destenee, keep her shes worth it.

Destenee is a great friend. Destenee is a bitch sometimes but i still love her. She will piss me off but shes my bestfriend.

by (;s.o.m.e.b.o.d.y ;) June 8, 2018

dexter

dexter is sexy c**twith a huge cock

dexter u sexy mother fucker

by imgay6969696969696 May 8, 2022

Dexter

A sweet, caring, out going guy that is a good friend. Dexters are good boyfriends. Probably the best anyone could ever have. They are always there to give you the best hugs and the best laughs. Everything about them is perfect. The gap between their teeth when they smile makes them unique. They are adorable little things and love music. Dexters will do the sweetest things for the girl he loves. He will cook for her, teach her how to play football and workout with her. And he will never miss an opportunity to tell her how much she means to him and how much he loves her because he honestly does with all his heart. Dexters may be very loving, but they are also shy and afraid of change. When times get tough, a Dexter will abandon you because they are confused and sometimes they don't think straight. Dexters will leave you with the worst heartbreak. But as much as it hurts, they are worth every bit of pain afterwards. If you are lucky enough to be with a Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end because he deserves so much love. Unlimited, unconditional love.

The best friend you've ever had?

"Dexter. By far"

by m3rmaid December 24, 2011