Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009

Deviver

Derogatory word for an African American police officer who kills his own people. A combination of "devolve" and "revive". Can also be used as a verb.

This mother f***ing deviver is killing his own! He devivered his own family!

by slenewsshimen February 6, 2018

podular device

The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.

Could you please hand me my podular device

by pascaa November 29, 2007

nic device

A device that has nicotine in it.

A vape.

Jose: “Yo can I hit that nic device?”
John: “Yea bro.”

by fratbrojose November 28, 2021

Fine Adjustment Device

A comedic pseudonym used within engineering circles for a hammer. It is normally used in the context of taking a brute force approach once other avenues have been exhausted.

It is often used with the term "percussive tuning"

I was working at this problem for days and then I decided to use the fine adjustment device.

by hashaday February 6, 2009

Gersch Device

An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.

Player 1: QUICK! STEP IN THE GERSCH DEVICE! Player 2: No, gross!

by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011

floatation devices

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 24, 2005