Dashman

Dashman- Being a failure at everything you do, while also thinking you are actually 'good'.

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1. Attempting to run on a treadmill, falling off, getting an appalling time and still thinking you did well. -Dashman
2. Always the weak link on a team and when you fail you blame it on things which are 'apparently' out of your control (e.g "I was blind") -The weak guy is a bit low on Vitamin D

by Dr D215 September 23, 2009

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Dushmantau

- A dashing, angry bullet which moves at the speed of light with a slightly bent neck

(Not to be confused with a Satya-Paul)

Ehh dude chill out you Dushmantau!

by Themaster_ofdisaster November 29, 2009

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desmand

Desmands are very beautiful people. They will make the perfect friends or best friends as she is always there for you. Desmands are often misunderstood as mean or rude but they are actually one of the most playful people you will meet. They are kind and loyal and they will never give up. Desmands often are strong with blonde hair and blue eyes and tall. If you have a Desmand in your life she’s one of a kind and you need to keep her In your life. She’s very polite and sweet but if you annoy her in any way when she doesnt like you then she will murder you... But Desmand will always be there for you no matter what is going on around them or what they just went through. They put themselves before others In deathly situations. Desmands are the best kind of people

She is so cool and nice!!!! She must be a Desmand

by Horse girl<3 May 11, 2018

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Deshandre

A deshandre is your typical white guy who loves to eat ass and run away from security a Deshandre does not give a fuck about you he will just fuck your mom and girlfriend deshandre is a god and is worshiped throughout high schools across the country Deshandre is well known for using sporks to eat his meals he represents power and peace. Deshandre is well known for disrespecting fat pieces of shit like bob the piglet and he also fucked a Latina milfs maid so he will overtake any obsticle coming his way

Person 1: Yo is that deshandre??? Person 2: hide your mom !!!

by A milf named Charlene February 15, 2019

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Desman'd

To be forcefully pulled away from the boys or any friend group by one's own mother; in this instance, we call this getting "Sold Into Slavery"

Friend 1: Hey where's bob, he was in in the call a moment ago
Freind 2: Bob got Desman'd he ain't comin' back
Friend 1: Oh so he got sold into slavery?
Friend 2: Yeah...

by ZailanTheScholar April 28, 2020

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Deshan

He’s a dick and bully’s people for some reason and says I’m about to bake you all the time with gets annoying but you and your best friend make it an inside joke

Watch out deshans about to bake you

by Grayspurpletoe October 3, 2019

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