the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.
Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot
Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot
by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009
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know how to make someone feel better, and type with correct
grammar. (no broken English)
know how to make someone feel better, and type with correct
grammar. (no broken English)
Did you see that boy? He's sooo DeShawn! His speech makes me want to quit smoking. He also made me feel better about
my insecurites.
my insecurites.
by BabiiBoosz November 4, 2007
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by Josh Mullen February 1, 2007
Get the Deshalonging mug.1.) the most amazing, charming, intelligent and beautiful lady you will ever have the utmost pleasure to be in the shining presence of
2.) a beacon of light to your day, an assured smile will be on your face after seeing her
3.) a talented artist whose radiance encompasses all those who come in contact with her
4.) a crystal lotus of a talented woman whose eyes would make several green houses of buds bloom into flowers
2.) a beacon of light to your day, an assured smile will be on your face after seeing her
3.) a talented artist whose radiance encompasses all those who come in contact with her
4.) a crystal lotus of a talented woman whose eyes would make several green houses of buds bloom into flowers
DeShana is simply unforgettable.
You don't need those rose colored glasses, you're looking at Deshana.
You don't need those rose colored glasses, you're looking at Deshana.
by divdis May 2, 2011
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by studdddududud March 19, 2011
Get the Desha mug.(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)
"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)
"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..
Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.
- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.
Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!
Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.
- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.
Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!
Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.
by JUEFELES September 26, 2010
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