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deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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deserter paradox

a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea
A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023
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Decenter

1. (adjective, informal) A playful, non-standard way of saying "more decent" or "better than decent," often used to describe an improvement in appearance, vibe, or quality, especially in a humorous or casual context. Typically used when someone or something looks or feels slightly better under specific conditions (e.g., lighting, mood, or setting).
Liv says this camera makes her decent, but that camera over there? Totally decenter."
by Suzie Whiskey July 9, 2025
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my pollybhas dysentary

A submission by a drunk grandma trying to guess what is being said by the poorly drawn pirate on the TV screen during a game of Civic Doodle.
"My pollybhas dysentary?!" Hahahahahahaaaaahaaaaa wheeze wheeze wheeze ha ha.
by opinionemitter October 2, 2018
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