1. The ultimate word that can describe anyone or anything. Can be used for describing how uninterested you are, your friends' personalities, music, the world, aliens, cafeteria food, etc.
2. What you name your pet when you can't think of a suitable name.
2. What you name your pet when you can't think of a suitable name.
1.
Dude1: Are you okay???
Dude2: derf...
Dude1: My friends are so awesome they're derf!
Dude2: Arg!!! This country's government is derf!
2.
RandomLady: Let's name our new puppy... Derf!!!
RandomGirl: This is my pet hamster, Derf.
Dude1: Are you okay???
Dude2: derf...
Dude1: My friends are so awesome they're derf!
Dude2: Arg!!! This country's government is derf!
2.
RandomLady: Let's name our new puppy... Derf!!!
RandomGirl: This is my pet hamster, Derf.
by Mio-chan July 11, 2008
Derf is a very powerful inter-dimensional entity that presides over all things pertaining to video games, technology, and the universal force of awesomeness. Though this is all that he is responsible for, he is still omnipotent and omniscient though usually lets its followers find their own way as long as they stay on the lighter side of morally gray. He speaks in 133t speak and internet slang, has many different personalities (one for each video game genre), and, if you do right by him in life, he will elevate you to the Emerald Arcade, where you will live among the most advanced technology, awesomest games, and a lot of other things. Hey I don't know it was a short conversation.
Dude 1: Man for a while there EA was pretty bad with their games.
Dude 2: I know I wonder why?
(burst of pixels, Derf appears)
Derf: I know I let them come under the influence of the Great Spectator for awhile.
Dude 1 & 2: Let us worship you!
Dude 2: I know I wonder why?
(burst of pixels, Derf appears)
Derf: I know I let them come under the influence of the Great Spectator for awhile.
Dude 1 & 2: Let us worship you!
by Derf's Prophet September 22, 2009
The act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion.
Hey baby girl, lemme Derf
Hey baby girl, lemme Derf
by durfpatroller45 May 26, 2023
A person of extremely high and incomprehensible intelligence. A genius of monumental and baffling proportions.
by binchaser September 02, 2008
a fag. one who is constantly a jerk and says bad things about others. sweats profusely, especially from the palms. can be made nice by offering an ultimatum.
I hate that DERF! He always talks about "that guy" that he isn't supposed to talk about.
I hate that DERF! He is so mean!
I hate that DERF! He is writing an incredibly rude and secretive novella about me.
I hate that DERF! Today, he was so annoying I had to pencil-slap him...like 25 times.
I hate that DERF! He is so mean!
I hate that DERF! He is writing an incredibly rude and secretive novella about me.
I hate that DERF! Today, he was so annoying I had to pencil-slap him...like 25 times.
by Novella Character #1 May 21, 2008
person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.
I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.
Bonus points if they have a kid.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.
I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.
Bonus points if they have a kid.
by fred v. September 15, 2006