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Petville Dependant

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.
Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!
by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011
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State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 14, 2013
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puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.
Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.
by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016
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class c dependant

n. A military term used to describe soldiers whose civilian counterparts live in military housing rent free without anyone's acknowlegement. To use military resources without obligation or contract.
If the Commander catches you with that class c dependant in your room, its a wrap.

Today is military appreciation day at the mall. Cool, well come go to the store with me, so I can get 10% off my purchase.
by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008
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Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.
Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
by Critton August 25, 2013
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dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.
Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.
by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014
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Dependathotamus

A military spouse that cheats on the service member or exhibits themselves lewdly to strangers.
Dude, did you hear that the Sergeant’s spouse has been cheating on them with random dudes while we were in the field? They are a real Dependathotamus.

Private, why did I see your wife stripping at the club wearing your uniform? Reign in your Dependathotamus.
by Kimchi Shadow January 26, 2022
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