Dense Breast

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.

Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.

by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016

Dense Cabbage

by PigIA July 19, 2019

This is what Google translate comes up with for the British insult of calling someone a "thick tit"

by badbull November 2, 2016

Excessively full and firm breasts

Bro, was Payton's rack as nice in person as her nudes?
Yeah man, she has dense breasts.

by KuntMurphy September 29, 2016

A breast that is firm, not flappy, holds its own.

Jim: Damn Sarah's rack is popping

Steve: I know right, she's got dense breasts

by steveo2017 September 29, 2016

Breasts that are hard and not soft and squishy. Having dense breasts means that you have an increased chance of getting breast cancer.

Girl: Do my boobs feel hard to you?
Guy: Yeah those are some dense breasts! Not as hard as my dick though

by matew September 27, 2016

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude February 13, 2012