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DeConte

A badly Americanized Italian name that embodies strength, ferocity, passion, and a deep ability to love and be loyal. The men are handsome, and the women are...not your average woman. Let's put it this way: "That's a lot of woman!". Some of you may ask how much, and I'm not just talking physically either. :-P

Anyone who marries into a family of them must realize and understand the insanity, and be fully prepared for all manner of eccentricities. If you cannot cope with massive family dysfunction and oddity, this is the wrong part of the pool to possibly be spreading your genes in.
The DeConte women swing their feet to the floor and Satan yells "Crap, they're awake!"
by Lady So Divine April 5, 2009
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detorted

as in: "you're face is so detorted, you ugly-puss"
by friendz August 15, 2009
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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decoriea

Decoriea is the baddest bitch alive. And she also is a smart and talented and has the ability to do what she wants if she puts her mind to it.Also she likes to act like an exotict dancer sometimes but she tries to keep professional as best as she can.
Decoriea is the sauce
by 134J14H April 17, 2017
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
by Jenasis September 22, 2017
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decoste

Decoste is a last name of French origin. Decoste’s are great a kissing and especially using their tongue. They have a great sense of humor.
McKenzie: Is Josh a good kisser?

Amanda: of course! He’s a Decoste.
by BrendonJames May 10, 2018
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