It's my birthday!!! This is also the day were you get screwed off with presents because you already got them on Christmas.
December 27: it's her birthday, oh yea I already got her, her present
Hey happy birthday
Hey, did you get me anything
No I already got them for you 2 days ago
Hey happy birthday
Hey, did you get me anything
No I already got them for you 2 days ago
by THEREISNOUSERNAMETHATSNOTTAKEN November 17, 2019
Get the December 27 mug.In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.
"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"
by FAM MAN November 21, 2017
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by Some asshole December 21, 2012
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wanna go out with me sometime
Person 2: lol no u ugly
Person 1: -slaps brutally-
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Person 2: lol no u ugly
Person 1: -slaps brutally-
by Apersonthatisreal October 28, 2019
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by meemie October 15, 2019
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You: likes the post
Both: okay... let’s go to school now
You: likes the post
Both: okay... let’s go to school now
by Your best mom November 27, 2019
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