Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008
Get the Beaver deceiver mug.the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.
Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."
Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."
Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!
by newfiance July 1, 2010
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While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.
by Devinstation March 12, 2008
Get the wide deceiver mug.The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.
Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc
Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.
Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.
by Annie Mouse January 20, 2008
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Get the horizontally receptive mug.A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.
Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)
Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)
Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
Get the defective user mug.When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.
Deception Tab Shift
Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook
Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook
by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010
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