Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

by Sometrash June 6, 2020

Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

make like decapitation

Funnier than make like a tree and leaf!

Sorry guys I have to make like decapitation and head off!

by Mischief! October 10, 2006

phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007

decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

by enzo_gee August 19, 2007

decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.

that old house is all decrapitated from the weather

by christian May 13, 2005