Demotional Augmentation

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.

Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2019

Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

Debution

That bitch

Damn I must be Debution cus I’m that bitch

by Debutions May 5, 2021

tree decoration

Racial slur for a black person

Stupid ass tree decoration.

by dxenrms December 5, 2017

Calcium's Demotion Day

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.

"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"

by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023

devotion

especially in baptist churches and churches with a mainly african-american congregation, devotion is the part of service in a church before the actual, normal and general service. any church member is free to come to the pulpit and share how good God has been to them and what he has done for them. This is also called testifying and hence this part of service is also often referred to as testimony or testimonial part of service. Apart from sharing their testimony, they can sing a song to praise God and thank him for being in their lives.

Chiiild, last night during devotion Sista Betty got up and sang the song from the Coco Pops commercial - I swear she did.

by ledahimalia July 17, 2011

promotion demotion

Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.

low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!

Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!

by SoFloBabyMamma March 26, 2011