yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

dear heart

Dear Heart means an endearment to a friend when talking, a sign that you care.

Don't worry about the test results, dear heart. Good morning, dear heart! It will be ok, dear heart, good luck!

by myra jane nelson January 18, 2010

Yes dear

1.n. A pussy whipped muthafucka that won't stand up to his old lady.

2. n. A man who let' his old lady walk all over him and control him.

3. n. A dude whokisses his old lady's ass, so as to not fight, get bitched at, or deprived of sex.

1. "Man, look at Tom, he's such a fuckin yes dear that fool can't do shit."

"Yeah he may wear the pants in the family but, she damn sure picks them out."

2. "Hey you wanna come out to the bar, have a few drinks?"

"Oh, dude I'd love to but the old lady won't be having it."

"Grow a set of balls you fuckin yes dear!"

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

dear stupid

Dear stupid, is one of the most famous fanfiction.net stories on the website about Hannah Montana. It is about Oliver Oken, who has a huuuge crush on his best friend Miley stewart and all that had to make him realize his love for her was a psychiatrist and his ever personal journal. He definitely does not want his other friend Lilly to see the journal and make fun of him.

"Dear Stupid, for a grand total of three times tonight, I was hit in the head with a basketball."

by sternum May 26, 2008

Ged dear

Ged dear Duncan

Ged dear Duncan you've been hogging that joint fit half an hoor

by Jan banji ged May 22, 2018

dear john nigga

A nigga usually filled with strong emotions , usually express these feelings towards women and might have developed these emotions through a heartbreak. These people usually respect women and show all their feelings too quickly through which ends up in a nigga being played , symptoms show through strongly depressed , anti-social, posting feelings through social media about wishing they could find love. Dear John niggas are usually looked down upon or made fun of.

Damn David is acting different again , he’s being a “Dear John nigga”.

by Sadnibbas June 13, 2018

Dear lord

What you say when you don't believe what you just heard, and are displeased by it as well. Can be used in place of smh to make your displeasure more known.

He still hasn't gotten a girlfriend? Dear lord, that's sad.

by briguy117 November 15, 2019