drowner

A person who cannot or will not take care of themselves, often due to addiction or derangement, and who in desperation pulls anyone who tries to help them down alongside them, the way a drowning person pulls their would-be rescuer under the water.

Keep your distance from that guy. He's a drowner.

by lejandroid March 4, 2011

Drowning

Making a fool out of yourself infront of others.

Dog.. That kid was drowning hard at that party the other day

by guccichiefsosa April 26, 2013

drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

by Granpabear March 8, 2009

Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

Drown syndrome

A word used to refer to a person with down syndrome that has swag or is drippy

Marcus has drown syndrome

by DrownsyndromeJordanL January 8, 2022

Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled

John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.

by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010