After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
Get the diarrhea mug.A scale used to measure the type of diarrhea you have as well as how painful it is and goes as follows:
(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.
(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.
2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.
(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.
(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.
(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.
(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.
(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.
(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.
(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.
(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.
(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.
2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.
(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.
(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.
(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.
(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.
(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.
(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.
(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.
Patient: I'm afraid Doc, my diarrhea is getting worse.
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...
by Boyfriendizeree August 28, 2014
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Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!
by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013
Get the crank up the diarrhea dial mug.Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.
by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005
Get the Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea mug.To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.
by Bofish December 22, 2008
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Contestant: "What is diarrhea island, Alex."
Contestant: "What is diarrhea island, Alex."
by Sugar-Lips Habasi August 16, 2009
Get the diarrhea island mug.When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.
John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.
by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014
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