Danish

means everything and absolutely nothing. Used mostly in the southeast.

1.Stop bein a danish! 2.My danish ran out of gas this morning. 3. Her behind is just danish.

by Ray J. August 10, 2007

Danish

Definition of someone who always bails last minute from plans

Never invite john out, he likes to danish everytime.

by Mzdbm September 06, 2017

Danish Zehen

Cutest and the kindest person ever seen ❤He was a youtuber,he was really hardworking and talented.....He used to call his fam;Fambruh even though he is not with us he will always be alive in ur heart. Imysfm 🥺

Danish Zehen

by Littlemusssss November 30, 2020

danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 07, 2017

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 21, 2009

Danish Trebuchet

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.

Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.

by Davids Towels October 26, 2014

Danish exit

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.

A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"

by Derpenstein1977 October 12, 2013