Damp Pie

A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.

Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”

Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”

by DisDickDamp July 5, 2019

Daptone

Badass music label out of Brooklyn, New York putting out the Deepest Funk this side of 1972.

Good evening ladies & gentlemen and welcome to the Daptone Super Soul Revue!

by b3 April 30, 2005

Dapto Briefcase

A slang term from the suburb of Dapto, south of Wollongong referring to a box of cask wine.

Origin: Many many moons ago when the rainbow serpent was lying dormant Cecil would say he's off to work and he would tell the passer bys that the box of wine he was holding was his Dapto Briefcase and he was working hard for the government.

by PunX0r April 15, 2007

damp samuel

Similar to a wet willy, but with the nose; When someone wets their finger and sticks it up your nose.

Gross! I got damp Samuel'd. He stuck his finger up my nose!

by djmills046 October 9, 2009

dampbarn

A Dampbarn is a retarded kid who can't chill out. They are normally the kid who does stupid shit in class and can't shut up.

Anders: Ditt jävla dampbarn
Bengt: HÅLL KÄFTEN GUBBJÄVEL

by Flextapes February 23, 2021

dampener

Any experience that feels like having a bucket of cold water thrown over your head. Something that produces a corresponding comedown in mood in the person experiencing it.

"Jeez, when I found out the price of the drinks, it put a right old dampener on the proceedings."

by Pherbs January 1, 2009

Dumptrucked

The act of pulling the lever on a co-worker's chair so that their seat falls forward, spilling them out in a hilarious manner.

"Dude, Hasan was on the phone, and I totally dumptrucked him"

by The Spud August 12, 2006