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dracula biscuit

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits
by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012
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Gangster Dracula

When one becomes so gangsterish, that they must feed off the blood of the none gangsterish. Making them a Fangster. The most powerful of all Fangsters is Gangster Dracula.
"You can't possibly compare me and Billy D. Williams. You just can't do it, it's impossible, we're both Gangster Dracula's."
by Nikolli Black January 4, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!
by issaru00 May 27, 2009
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Dracula penis

A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.
On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.
by Thomas A Edison November 1, 2010
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Kim Dracula

He’s a musician artist who makes the so much good songs. Songs: Killdozer, Paparazzi, SAY PLEASE, 1-800 CLOSE-UR-EYES. Billionaire (hes making a new song i bet.)
She: Hey who’s Kim Dracula?
Him: Fuckin what? WHOS KIM DRACULA? HE DRIVES A MOTHER FUCKING ARMY TANK BUDDY AND HE MAKES MUSIC AND HE GO’S VROOM VROOM.
She: ok...
by evanipunkin January 12, 2021
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Dracula

A fictional character who is a vampire from Transylvania in Europe. He can turn into a bat anytime he wants and lives in a wealthy castle, which is why they call him "Count Dracula". He also likes to suck blood from bitches who have the biggest booties or tits and fuck them afterwards. But then he gets his ass hunted by Van Helsing who puts a wooden stake through his ass in almost every story of his. And Dracula hates the sign of a cross.
Guy 1: Dude that movie of Dracula was sick man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Did you know that the bitch he fucks in the beginning of the movie lives around our area in real life?
Guy 1: No fucking way! Lets get some vampire makeup near Halloween and fuck her!
Guy 2: Yeah, but its only February now.
by AdomC February 22, 2015
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