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Cuomosexual 

A person between the ages 17 and 55, but especially early twenties who should keep their head on a swivel around Albany, for fear that disgraced Governor Andrew Cuomo may sneak up to sniff their head at any moment.
Hey Jenny, want to go to that party at SUNY Albany tonight!

No way! I fall right in the middle of the cuomosexual age range, that’s far too dangerous
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Curnowsexual 

A: I think I'm curnowsexual
S: what makes you think that
A:because I'm in love with Charlie Curnow
Curnowsexual by Charlie Curnow April 9, 2023

Cryosexual

Cryosexual (noun): A person who does not have a sex life, whether due to lack of interest, lack of opportunity, or personal choice. Being cryosexual may imply a prolonged or indefinite period of sexual inactivity. Often used humorously or self-deprecatingly. Not necessarily the same as asexual.
"After three years of focusing on work and gaming, he jokingly called himself a cryosexual."
Cryosexual by Jeradel June 29, 2025

Cuomosexual 

Someone who is attracted to the lead singer Rivers Cuomo of the American rock band 'Weezer'
"Jesus, she is so obsessed with him..."

"Yep- She's Cuomosexual alright.
Cuomosexual by ss.cydney September 21, 2025