by MisterKay August 10, 2009
Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.
by supergayegg November 05, 2017
Ohhhh damn....bitch just got str8 cunt punted .....and ol' boy had a running start!
Damn son, that had to of stung a lil bit, ya feel me bro?
For sho' to I wonder if they got his shoe back yet or not.
What are you talking about?
Oh snap you didn't see or hear what happened? Ol' boy lost his shoe on the return from the cunt punt! Fo' shizzy yo! He gave the bitch a cunt punt and lost his shoe. It just vanished, gone, disappeared, you know like "POOF BE GONE"
Damn son, that had to of stung a lil bit, ya feel me bro?
For sho' to I wonder if they got his shoe back yet or not.
What are you talking about?
Oh snap you didn't see or hear what happened? Ol' boy lost his shoe on the return from the cunt punt! Fo' shizzy yo! He gave the bitch a cunt punt and lost his shoe. It just vanished, gone, disappeared, you know like "POOF BE GONE"
by Sevynn8Nine&SheWasYummy October 22, 2014
cuntpunt is the act of attacking a woman in her vulva, can cause extreme pain.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.
a whore sleeping with my male, I will avenge me, then I'll hurt your vagina.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.
by CUNTPUNTVAGINA December 08, 2014
A "Cunt punt" is the term for the prevention of sexual actions committed towards a female. In other words, it is the female version of a Cock block.
Other forms include, but are not limited to; Cunt punting, Cunt punter, and Cunt punted.
Other forms include, but are not limited to; Cunt punting, Cunt punter, and Cunt punted.
"I can't believe it! Jane totally cunt punted me!"
"She is definitely about to score with John, we should burst in and cunt punt her!"
"She is definitely about to score with John, we should burst in and cunt punt her!"
by Slylemur November 10, 2011
A sex technique in which one kicks a woman's vagina in an attempt to bury one's foot as deeply as possible within said vagina.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her a cunt punt, but sometimes I accidentally just kick her in the stomach, and it totally kills the mood.
by D_Dubs January 14, 2008
1.) v.
A Swifty Kick In The Twat.
* {Probably Very Painful, But Not As Bad As Breaking Your Nuts}
2.) n.
Anybody Who Is Acting Like An Asshole
A Hella Smokin Chick On Myspace
A Swifty Kick In The Twat.
* {Probably Very Painful, But Not As Bad As Breaking Your Nuts}
2.) n.
Anybody Who Is Acting Like An Asshole
A Hella Smokin Chick On Myspace
by DoReMeFuhx January 24, 2007