cum

Finger and massage your vagina and white sticky stuff will come out. You'll see. That's called cum.

Tiana was bored and feeling horny, but she was single and had nobody to call up for a sex date. So she lifted up her skirt and began fingering herself, massing her vagina and moaning. ooh, it felt good...but suddenly white, sticky stuff came out of her pussy. She lifted up her hand, and looked down at it. Looks tasty...so she put it her mouth and swallowed, only to choke and throw it up. "Oh, I'm never gonna taste my own cum again...must of been those burritos.."

by The Hit September 08, 2009

cum

1. A shortened version of come, used in internet chatrooms and instant messaging by sluts who want attention from men and dumb nerds who don’t realize what it means.

2. Fluid excreted by sex organs at point of orgasm.

Slut: why dont you cum over here and fuck me...

Dumb Nerd: cum over and play this new game i found!

by deftw345wr3wretwfffqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 08, 2005

cum

Latin word for with, is an ablative preposition

ambulo cum agricolis (I walk with the farmers)

by LatinoMan February 27, 2003

cum

white stuff that explodes out of a guys rod after a good tug.

i just dumped a load of cum over the kitchen bench.

my cum tastes like pineapple juice??

by returnfrom86 August 01, 2005

cum

1. Abbreviation for a cubic metre. Used as a measurement for volume.
2. Mispelling of "come"

You: "Alexa, how many cu ft. is one cum?"
Alexa: "1 cum = 35.32 cu ft."

Guy 1: "Here I cum!"
Guy 2: "You spelled it wrong. It's 'come.'"
Guy 1: "Spelling doesn't matter since we're saying all this.
Guy 2: "Oh yeah."

by PixelatedMike October 16, 2018

cum

cum (cûm) n.

1. male ejeculation including a mixture of sperm and supporting semin fluid
2. to trigger a horomonal action causing the release of the above fluid
3. a word used to describe unknown white particles found in random areas ie. dandruff, tartar sauce, cheese

1. There is cum in your pussy after you have normal sex.
2. He cums in your pussy during normal sex.
3. You've had too much fun. You have loads of cum in your hair.

by Nurd February 17, 2004

cum

The nice white stuff that creates children. Comes out of a penis.

“yeah I did cum in her.” “ I’ll have kids soon”

by bayix June 28, 2018