Crescent Fresh

adj; Of great kick-assity.
So awesome that there isn't enough letters in the word "Awesome" to explain the "Awesome-ness" of said situation.

Dude she's so cresent fresh.
She's cresent fresh at best.
Lexi and Nolan made some cresent fresh fucking last night.

by Siffle February 22, 2004

Pre-Pubescent

(Adj.) An individual of approximately 14 years of age, that acts as if he/she were, in fact, 8. Can be extremely annoying.

Alpha Nerd: I AM KING DORK!!!!!!!
Beta Nerd: OMG you're such a pre-pubescent.

by MaD December 9, 2004

crescent city

a small town in Putnam county fl where there is no Walmart, McDonald's or News. with about a 3 mile radius this town has the population of 1500 people. DRUGS DRUGS and DRUGS. people run from crescent city and never come back. about a 2 hour drive from Orlando FL.

he was shot five times so yeah, he's dead like crescent city.

by fugly BLACK CHICK June 14, 2015

Crescent Park Strangler

A very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your anus with BBQ sauce. It can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. It doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. Its also known to make very strange noises. The strangler is known to have no sexual prefrence, and will fuck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse

Crescent Park Strangler-"Meep!!!!!"
Everyone else-"Holy shyt its the fuckin crescent park strangler"

by CKsmooth October 13, 2006

crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

by diddymane January 27, 2011

Lubescent

The quality of being slathered in lube. (Pronounced lube - escent)

My asshole is lubescent for easier entry.

by Lubescent January 20, 2016

pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

by saltyturkey May 27, 2016