by 147hi May 28, 2019
The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
by ButtscratcherNZ June 21, 2011
by Terronega May 15, 2006
Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.
by Mudcricket94 December 8, 2018
She is a crystal. He is a crystal.
by Akr1_kierre October 25, 2007
A girl who always hangs around your friends even though she is just tryna date them. She talks shit about her own friends and is annoying as hell. She doesn’t want to hang out with her own friends and instead meat rides you and your friends.
by Letsgosayhitostevie June 13, 2023
a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! She's a hero and a one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, a carefree soul and has a good aura and dope vibe. A woman who has a good taste in music and is just simply fabulous and freaky, wild and Very good at sex.
by theevileyes November 23, 2021