Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.
by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022
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"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022
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Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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"Did you hear John at lunch earlier?" "I know, he's such a cryptosexual, he couldn't shut up about his stupid IOTAs and Litecoins"
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Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.
by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018
Get the cryptonite mug.A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.
It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.
The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.
It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.
The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.
by El Kal El February 2, 2019
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