Crunt

Cigar is emptied of tobacco and replaced with a mixture of crack and marijuana. Word comes from combination of crack and blunt. Purported, by her sister-in-law, to be a favorite mixture of Whitney Houston.

I can't believe she rolled that crunt and smoked the whole thing!

by dellstar September 1, 2008

Crunt

A crusty cunt

how could she act like such a crunt? ...Her vagina is so dirty,that it's crunt. People who have herpes.

by Bellatrix88 September 28, 2015

crunt pig

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england

One hell of a crunt pig sonny, good job!

by Harry Bell June 1, 2007

crunt-sack

A type of bag used to refresh stale bread.

I put my day old bagels in a crunt-sack and within hours they were moist and fresh!

by Jezebel Lipschitz January 14, 2009

Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

Crunt

A compound word made up of the words "Crikey" and "Cunt", used in a situation when the act of being a cunt is so unbearable it results in the expression "Crikey"

Conor- "Slotty, stop being such a fucking cunt."
Slotty- "Fuck of you RAAAAAAT."
Clyons- "Crikey, cunt."
Conor- "Fucking crunt."

by decrepitron August 16, 2017

crunt

Crunt is the smallest bitch in the litter.

The puppies are all small. Did you want the runt or the crunt?

by Wally Flowers June 13, 2018