Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"

by The Insult Man April 29, 2021

penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008