Crowdered

When you've been forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement by a half asian lawyer as to never speak to the fact that someone you worked with was in fact a flaming homosexual who dresses as a woman and likes to wrestle men on film.

Yea I heard Not gay Jared was crowdered last week. Ironic his boss labeled him "not gay" since he's clearly isn't gay, has a wife and children while his boss wears dresses, has no kids and wrestles with men on film.

by itshallbelifetenbears September 13, 2019

Habitual Line-Crosser

adjective; To describe someone who frequently makes the jump from what is socially acceptable to what is obviously inappropriate; most commonly occurring as a lewd statement.

"Brandon is a habitual line-crosser... I said his mom had dirty nails and he crossed the line by saying 'YA WELL YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE STUCK IN A CUCUMBER AND PULLED OUT A PICKLE! Completely inappropriate!"

by AMBAHMAHRI March 9, 2010

Crowfer

Men who prefer to have sexual intercourse with crows and other related birds. Typically a secondary symptom of necrophilafagitis.

Cooper, the necrophilafag, is also a crowfer.

by SpazZilla October 22, 2006

diagonal crossers

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait

why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers

by winnipegdude January 1, 2012

border crossers

when a person takes a joke too far

border crossers

by ma dude bra June 1, 2019

The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.

Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014

Double Dick Crosser

This is the opposite of a beard and is when a straight male acts gay around women to hang around them naked and then have sex with them

" Hey Jim, that gay dude is always getting invited to chicks sleepovers." " I bet he's a double dick crosser.. ."

by nerdy9 March 2, 2016