Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

crowser

The Depicition of watching birds hover and deter in directions of flight and circle the landings.

when you looked crowsers came in swarms impeding danger

by LILILO547 August 30, 2017

crooser64

A person obsessed with Red Bull.

"I love red bull."
"Dude, you are a real crooser64."

by TrippelZ February 13, 2021

Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022

Croiser

Your mom but with an MD

(Medical Doctor for you retards that don't know)

Did you hear Croiser during the commanders call?

by The Cooler BDG April 28, 2023

sea crouse

the underwater species of crousies, known for spitting out styrofoam when suprised and sarcasm.

Today I saw a sea crouse flailing its digits in the air.

by Vmakesmesmile October 9, 2006