Crocodile Genitals 

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

Crocodile Genitals by DJango the snake dick November 30, 2017

Crocodile Cum 

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

Crocodile Cum by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

Crocodile tears 

A false display of emotion.

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.

Crocodile tears by apopheniac August 16, 2009

crocodile tears 

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.

Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!

crocodile tears by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017

crocodile legs

When a girls man spreads

Guy 1: do you see that girl?

Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs

crocodile legs by Eamon McCann March 20, 2017

Crocodile tears 

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

Crocodile tears by Junior Senator January 25, 2019

crocodile slide 

when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see

"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"

crocodile slide by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004